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Pick 1: Colts -8 @ Texans ✘
Texans are the worst team in the league and will be faded all year.

Pick 2: Panthers -2.5 vs. Browns ✘
Week 1 for 105 players on the field, but it's Baker Mayfield’s Super Bowl.

Pick 3: Cardinals +4.5 vs. Chiefs ✘
Mahomes’ season will be filled with mediocrity, first seen this Sunday.

Pick 1: Broncos -6 @ Seahawks ✘
That’s a decent spread, but if you think that’s large enough with chef Wilson cooking up a dish of vengeance, well, think again. Eat your heart out; Broncos by 14 or more.

Pick 2: Panthers -2.5 vs. Browns ✘
Baker’s lost Progressive commercial deal can only help his game film study. His wholly unprecedented slip into utter obscurity is second only to the Browns past 50 years of “existence.”

Pick 3: Vikings +2 vs. Packers ✓
It’s difficult to bet divisional games, but I smoked some DMT with Rodgers and voyaged with him into the future. Turns out The Pack lose this division starting Sunday.

Pick 1: Packers -2 @ Vikings ✘
Rodgers is still high from his trip to Peru, he ain't never coming down.

Pick 2: Titans -5.5 vs. Giants ✘
The G-Mennnnn are abysmal, especially on defense; Henry runs wild.

Pick 3: Rams +2.5 vs. Bills ✘
Don't overthink this. Defending champs as home dogs.

Pick 1: Niners -7 @ Bears ✘
Trey Lance's first start against a below-average defense; Bears will struggle to find ways to score.

Pick 2: Texans +8 vs. Colts ✓
Too many points to give an NFL roster. What have the Colts proved to be laying the biggest number in Week 1? Give me the points.

Pick 3: Chiefs -4.5 @ Cardinals ✓
No Chandler Jones, no pass rush, question marks all over the defense vs. the best QB in the league. Points won’t be hard to come by. (Bonus: total over 53.5 ✓)