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Week 13 NFL picks (ATS)

What says SK?

Record: 18-20-2 (18-21-2*) πŸ˜‰

  • GOTY 1: Bengals +2.5 vs. Chiefs βœ“

  • GOTY 2: Niners -4.5 vs. Dolphins βœ“

  • Pick 1: Commanders -2.5 @ Giants ✘
    Giants come plummeting back to earth. Don’t expect them to finish any higher than .500 by the end of the season. Monetize on reality and fade the beast.

  • Pick 2: Seahawks -6.5 @ Rams ✘
    Seahawks fighting for a playoff spot in a home-ish environment at LA. I’m putting my money on Seattle by a touchdown here. Rams have nothing left.

  • Pick 3: Jets +3 @ Vikings ✘
    Mike White should be started across all leagues. This guy is an absolute STUD. Sauce shuts down Jefferson and the J-E-T-S rally.

What says Don Vito?

Record: 14-23-3 (15-23-3*) 😐

  • GOTY 1: Chiefs -2.5 @ Bengals ✘

  • GOTY 2: Dolphins +4.5 @ Niners ✘

  • Pick 1: Vikings -3 vs. Jets βœ“
    Mike White is just another way of saying Kirk Cousins.

  • Pick 2: Ravens -9.5 vs. Broncos ✘
    Take Russ out back and put him down already.

  • Pick 3: Giants +2 vs. Commanders ✘
    Giants right the ship at home. But, this means they continue barreling towards a disappointing fate: more seasons with Daniel Jones and a bad draft pick in '23.

What says Stum?

Record: 14-25-1 (15-25-1*) πŸ₯΄

  • GOTY 1: Bengals +2.5 vs. Chiefs βœ“

  • GOTY 2: Niners -4.5 vs. Dolphins βœ“

  • Pick 1: Jets +3 @ Vikings βœ“
    Nobody is buying these Vikings, myself included. The Mike White Jets heading to Minnesota to face what is perhaps the worst defense in terms of defending the pass. We're on Gang Green getting a FG.

  • Pick 2: Chargers +2.5 vs. Raiders ✘
    I'm leaning on my number theory analysis for this one. That this number hasn't moved to a full +3, that's telling me the Chargers are the side in this one. Don't mind backing Herbo over Carr either.

  • Pick 3: Cowboys -10.5 vs. Colts βœ“ This is just a brain-dead play against the Colts every week from here on out. Colts' HC Jeff Saturday is a complete joke. After that timeout fiasco last week, I don't know if they're trying to win games.

What says Goose?

Record: 19-17-4 (20-17-4*) 😏

  • GOTY 1: Bengals +2.5 vs. Chiefs βœ“

  • GOTY 2: Dolphins +4.5 @ Niners ✘

  • Pick 1: Ravens -9.5 vs. Broncos ✘
    Broncos may be the worst team of all time. Lay em and watch the next game.

  • Pick 2: Jaguars +1 @ Lions ✘
    Trevor may be starting to turn the corner. Dan Campbell will be Dan Campbell

  • Pick 3: Steelers -1 @ Falcons βœ“
    Mike Tomlin vs. Arthur Smith? George Pickens vs. Olamide Zaccheaus? Steelers.