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Record: 1-5 🥴

• Pick 1: Giants -1 vs. Cowboys ✘
  Did Daboll do the impossible and turn Danny Dimes into Josh Allen?? Hell no! Danny Dimes stinks! But it doesn’t matter in this one, as Saquon runs through the 'Boys to secure an important victory on MNF. Giants move to 3-0.

• Pick 2: Saints -3 @ Panthers ✘
  Tampa’s elite D made the Saints look pedestrian. They will do that to every team this year. Saints bounce back against a lousy Panthers unit. Easy victory on the road.

• Pick 3: Jets +6 vs. Bengals ✘
  Burrow used all his NOLA voodoo in Cinci’s miraculous SB run last year. Need to hear less about him turning around their locker room culture and see more plays on the field to believe he’s truly elite. He's Eli Manning 2.0 until further notice. Jets ML may be the true play here.

Record: 2-4 🙁

• Pick 1: Jets +6 vs. Bengals ✘
  I can’t believe I’m saying this, but stop disrespecting the Jets. Joe Flacco, aka Shane Falco, is under center for one more week as the real life Replacement. Zach Wilson takes over next week at 2-1 and the Jets finish the season 2-15.

• Pick 2: Ravens -3 @ Patriots ✓
  Have we figured out who’s calling plays in New England yet? Is it offensive genius Matt Patricia? Joe Judge’s sorry ass? Seriously, I’m not joking. I really don’t know who is calling plays.

• Pick 3: Panthers +3 vs. Saints ✓
  Picking Baker again? Fuck. I don’t feel good about this pick, but I’m pretty sure Winston has a broken back, Kamara is washed (sorry Stum), and Panthers are at home. They ride mediocrity to a close W.

Record: 0-6 💀 [fuck off]

• Pick 1: Jaguars +7 @ Chargers ✓
  Herbert's chest got caved in last Thursday and don't look now but Lawrence is rated higher than him in both EPA and CPOE. Take the points with the better QB in this matchup.

• Pick 2: Bears -2.5 vs. Texans ✓
  Texans' QB Davis Mills ain't it, folks. Give me Da Bears at home laying under a FG. Justin Fields, do it for Bears Nation.

• Pick 3: Seahawks -1.5 vs. Falcons ✘
  Backing Geno again, what could go wrong? I'll ride with The 12s laying under a FG. Falcons' HC Arthur Smith is a herb.

Record: 4-2 (5-2*) 😏

• Pick 1: Panthers +3 vs. Saints ✓
  Carolina won't go 0-17. Playing at home versus a division rival, the Panthers' defense will finally create some turnovers against the guy addicted to throwing INTs.

• Pick 2: Bengals -5 @ Jets ✓
  Super Bowl runner-ups vs. the Jets. Seems almost too easy to lay the points here, but I have to - I'll live with the consequences.

• Pick 3: Cowboys +1 @ Giants ✓
  Giants can't go 3-0 and the Cowboys' defense should cause more havoc on Daniel Jones than vice versa. Give me Cooper Rush over Danny Dimes on MNF.