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Record: 0-3 🥴

• Pick 1: Dolphins +3.5 @ Ravens ✓
  Tua is a backup and Lamar needs to hire an agent. Too much Waddle in this one. Dolphins steal one on the road.

• Pick 2: Bears +10 @ Packers ✘
  Don't hate the Bears ML at a huge price either. Messy game in store for SNF. Bears keep it close.

• Pick 3: Panthers +2 @ Giants ✘
  Sad state of affairs for each of these teams. Both end week 2 at .500, where they will be all year.

Record: 1-2 🙁

• Pick 1: Cardinals +6 @ Raiders ✓
  After last week's loss to the Chiefs Kyler signed into Xbox Live and switched the difficulty setting to All-Madden. He’s played through this game several times now, ain’t no way he loses by >6 points. “Pick up your sticks Derek. I should’ve left you for dead.”

• Pick 2: Seahawks +10 @ Niners ✘
  Grandpa Pete’s homeopathic doctor told him that he needs to lower his blood pressure. This includes a regiment of apple cider vinegar, powdered ginger smoothies, and a slow, nearly pulseless, death march offense. Recline your chair and cuddle up with Nanna’s blanket because this is gonna’ be a snooze-fest.

• Pick 3: Saints +2.5 vs. Buccaneers ✘
  “Who dat?” Quit squinting Jameis. Stop calling your LASIK surgeon. Your eyes don’t deceive you, you’re underdogs at home. The depleted Bucs go marching into Week 3 at .500

Record: 0-3 🥴

• Pick 1: Saints +2.5 vs. Buccaneers ✘
  We've seen how this matchup goes (Saints swept 'em last year). Winston revenge game, Landry homecoming- the Superdome will be electric on Sunday. Wrong team is favored here.

• Pick 2: Seahawks +10 @ Niners ✘
  Did they not see Geno on MNF?? This number is disrepectful. "They wrote me off... I ain't write back though."

• Pick 3: Browns -6 vs. Jets ✘
  Gang Green, it's time to start worrying about Saleh. Love the Brownies at under a TD. Nick Chubb is the difference.

Record: 2-1 (3-1*) 😏

• Pick 1: Chiefs -4 vs. Chargers ✘
  This line should probably be higher. Keep riding Mahomes' hot hand on TNF. Herbert is a year away from being 'a year away'.

• Pick 2: Texans +10 @ Broncos ✓
  Tied catching 8 last week, Texans still getting disrespected. We'll take the points again.

• Pick 3: Cardinals +6 @ Raiders ✓
  Everything looked bad in AZ last week. Look for them - in a bounce back spot - to at least keep it close.